Tim Thompson
| Nickname: | Chainsnore |
| Beard name: | Ralph |
| Age: | 42 |
| Marital status: | Defacto |
| Kids: | 2 |
| Occupation: | Technical coordinator |
| Last time you shaved: | 31-5-16 |
| Favourite quote: | Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity |
| Favourite movie: | Ace Ventura |
| Favourite TV show: | Game of Thrones |
| Favourite food: | Pizza |
| Biggest dislike: | Arrogance and cucumber |
| Biggest fear: | Being squashed and not being able to get up |
