Nickname: Chainsnore
Beard name: Ralph
Age: 42
Marital status: Defacto
Kids: 2
Occupation: Technical coordinator
Last time you shaved: 31-5-16
Favourite quote: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Favourite movie: Ace Ventura
Favourite TV show: Game of Thrones
Favourite food: Pizza
Biggest dislike: Arrogance and cucumber
Biggest fear: Being squashed and not being able to get up