Lincoln Parker
| Nickname: | LincolnPoop |
| Beard name: | The Growth |
| Age: | 40 |
| Marital status: | Married |
| Kids: | Declan Noah - The reason why I am doing this |
| Occupation: | IT Nerd |
| Last time you shaved: | May 31st |
| Favourite quote: | "If you run off Renouf enough, you will score more tries" |
| Favourite movie: | To Kill a Mockingbird |
| Favourite book: | To Kill a Mockingbird |
| Favourite TV show: | Friday Night Lights |
| Favourite food: | Any |
| Favourite beard in history: | Abraham Lincoln |
| Biggest dislike: | People talking loud enough so you can hear the conversation |
| Biggest fear: | Basically read Nelson Mandela's Speech. It says it all. |
