Beards of 2017
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Anthony
Nickname: Blocka Beard name: Ginger beard Age: 31 Marital status: Married Kids: 3 Occupation: Cabinetmaker Last time you shaved: 2004 Favourite quote: Righto clownpants Favourite movie: Black hawk down Favourite book: Street Machine Favourite TV show: Family fued Favourite food: Pizza Favourite beard fact: Beards make you 63% more liking to win a staring contest. Favourite beard comment: Nice chin curtain Favourite beard in history: Abraham Lincoln Biggest dislike: Not being able to eat ribs with a beard Biggest fear: Shaving -
Lincoln
Nickname: Lincoln Poop Beard name: Chewbearder Age: Old to to know better. Marital status: Married to the wonderful Melinda Kids: Declan(Stillborn) and Hudson (rainbow) Occupation: IT Guy Last time you shaved: 31st May Cut Throat shave Favourite quote: Pantene. It wont happen overnight, but it will happen Favourite movie: Excalibur/To Kill a Mocking Bird Favourite book: To Kill a Mocking Bird Favourite TV show: Fmaily Fued/ M.A.S.H. Favourite food: FOOD Favourite beard fact: Sparying aftershave in the beard last longer Favourite beard comment: my beard does not speak Favourite beard in history: Obviously Abraham Lincoln of course Biggest dislike: Hypocrisy Biggest fear: Spiders and coffee shortages -
Brendon Williams
Nickname: Willy Beard name: Grizzly Adams Age: 31 Marital status: Single Kids: None Occupation: Heavy Machinery Oeperator Last time you shaved: May 2016 Favourite quote: You Gotta Keep On Keepin On Favourite movie: Matrix Favourite book: Escobar Favourite TV show: Prison Break (Currently) Favourite food: Salt & Pepper Squid Favourite beard fact: It's take over 200 muscles to fake an Orgasm, One bearded man can save you all that work!!.. Favourite beard comment: If your father don't have a beard, you got 2 mums!. Favourite beard in history: Zz Tops Biggest dislike: Runny Egg In Your Beard Biggest fear: Shaving My Beard -
John S
Nickname: John S Age: 37 Marital status: Nil Kids: 2 Occupation: HR Supervisor Last time you shaved: 1 June 2017 Favourite quote: "They say you cant improve on perfection, however when i grow a beard, i am the exception to that rule" - Me! Favourite book: Manhood - Steve Biddulph Favourite TV show: Golden Girls Favourite food: Soup!!!! Favourite beard fact: Beards quadruple handsomeness Favourite beard comment: "If you fall down in the street, no one will pick you up" Kim, my partner Favourite beard in history: Hagrid from Harry Potter Biggest dislike: The clean shaven look! Biggest fear: Not being a good Dad -
Anthony Cowen
Nickname: Ant Age: 42 Marital status: Married Beard name: Furry Ant Kids: 2 Last time you shaved: June 1 -
Scott Slater
Nickname: Slates Beard name: Ned Age: 46 Marital status: Married Kids: Two Occupation: National Manager Last time you shaved: 31st May 2017 Favourite quote: Just the facts your honour. Favourite movie: The Hangover Favourite book: Mr Men Favourite TV show: Peaky Blinders Favourite food: Pizza Favourite beard fact: The more likely a man can grow a beard, the greater the risk he will go bald Favourite beard comment: If you touch my beard without asking I get to touch your butt without asking! Favourite beard in history: Zach Galifianakis Biggest dislike: Racism Biggest fear: Getting old -
Alex Milsom
Nickname: Milso Age: 35 Marital status: Married Favourite quote: Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened - Dr Seuss Favourite movie: Shawshank Redemption Favourite book: 1984 Favourite TV show: The Simpsons Favourite food: Italian -
Robert Cornthwaite
Nickname: Corny Age: 31 Marital status: Married Kids: One daughter Occupation: Professional footballer Last time you shaved: 31st May Favourite quote: Fatigue makes cowards of us all Favourite movie: Nil Favourite book: Where is the green sheep Favourite TV show: House of cards Favourite food: Thai Favourite beard in history: Father Christmas Biggest fear: Flying -
Paul Steel
Nickname: Steely Beard name: Wildling Age: 27 Marital status: Married Kids: 2 kids. Travis our Angel and Alyssa our rainbow Occupation: Electrician Last time you shaved: 1/04/2016 Favourite movie: Taken Favourite TV show: Friends Favourite food: Pizza Favourite beard fact: A man's beard will grow 5.5 inches per year Favourite beard in history: Tormund Giantsbane from GOT Biggest dislike: People being untruthful Biggest fear: Snakes -
Matt Nicholson
Nickname: Nicko Beard name: Teazer Age: 40 Marital status: Married Kids: 4 Occupation: Machine operator Last time you shaved: 1st June 2017 Favourite quote: Be still and know that i am God Favourite movie: Terminator 2 Favourite TV show: Embarassing Bodies Favourite food: Indian Favourite beard fact: The longest female beard measered 30cm Favourite beard in history: Ned Kelly Biggest dislike: Peas -
Jason Stewart
Nickname: Porky Age: 43 Marital status: Married Kids: 2 Occupation: Labourer Last time you shaved: 6 weeks ago -
Daniel Richardson
Nickname: Richo Age: 25 Marital status: Married Kids: Not yet! Occupation: Physio
