Nickname: Slates
Beard name: Ned
Age: 46
Marital status: Married
Kids: Two
Occupation: National Manager
Last time you shaved: 31st May 2017
Favourite quote: Just the facts your honour.
Favourite movie: The Hangover
Favourite book: Mr Men
Favourite TV show: Peaky Blinders
Favourite food: Pizza
Favourite beard fact: The more likely a man can grow a beard, the greater the risk he will go bald
Favourite beard comment: If you touch my beard without asking I get to touch your butt without asking!
Favourite beard in history: Zach Galifianakis
Biggest dislike: Racism
Biggest fear: Getting old