Scott Slater
| Nickname: | Slates |
| Beard name: | Ned |
| Age: | 46 |
| Marital status: | Married |
| Kids: | Two |
| Occupation: | National Manager |
| Last time you shaved: | 31st May 2017 |
| Favourite quote: | Just the facts your honour. |
| Favourite movie: | The Hangover |
| Favourite book: | Mr Men |
| Favourite TV show: | Peaky Blinders |
| Favourite food: | Pizza |
| Favourite beard fact: | The more likely a man can grow a beard, the greater the risk he will go bald |
| Favourite beard comment: | If you touch my beard without asking I get to touch your butt without asking! |
| Favourite beard in history: | Zach Galifianakis |
| Biggest dislike: | Racism |
| Biggest fear: | Getting old |
