Robert Cornthwaite
| Nickname: | Corny |
| Age: | 31 |
| Marital status: | Married |
| Kids: | One daughter |
| Occupation: | Professional footballer |
| Last time you shaved: | 31st May |
| Favourite quote: | Fatigue makes cowards of us all |
| Favourite movie: | Nil |
| Favourite book: | Where is the green sheep |
| Favourite TV show: | House of cards |
| Favourite food: | Thai |
| Favourite beard in history: | Father Christmas |
| Biggest fear: | Flying |
