Lincoln
| Nickname: | Lincoln Poop |
| Beard name: | Chewbearder |
| Age: | Old to to know better. |
| Marital status: | Married to the wonderful Melinda |
| Kids: | Declan(Stillborn) and Hudson (rainbow) |
| Occupation: | IT Guy |
| Last time you shaved: | 31st May Cut Throat shave |
| Favourite quote: | Pantene. It wont happen overnight, but it will happen |
| Favourite movie: | Excalibur/To Kill a Mocking Bird |
| Favourite book: | To Kill a Mocking Bird |
| Favourite TV show: | Fmaily Fued/ M.A.S.H. |
| Favourite food: | FOOD |
| Favourite beard fact: | Sparying aftershave in the beard last longer |
| Favourite beard comment: | my beard does not speak |
| Favourite beard in history: | Obviously Abraham Lincoln of course |
| Biggest dislike: | Hypocrisy |
| Biggest fear: | Spiders and coffee shortages |
