Nickname: Scruffy
Beard name: The Fuzz
Age: 25
Marital status: Married
Kids: 1 on the way
Occupation: Joiner
Last time you shaved: 2013
Favourite movie: Rockstar
Favourite book: Hell island
Favourite TV show: Brooklyn nine-nine
Favourite food: Mexican
Favourite beard fact: Makes you 73% better at chopping wood
Favourite beard comment: That beard gave birth to jesus
Favourite beard in history: Phil Robertson
Biggest dislike: People are going to touch it