Matthew Glaves
| Nickname: | Scruffy |
| Beard name: | The Fuzz |
| Age: | 25 |
| Marital status: | Married |
| Kids: | 1 on the way |
| Occupation: | Joiner |
| Last time you shaved: | 2013 |
| Favourite movie: | Rockstar |
| Favourite book: | Hell island |
| Favourite TV show: | Brooklyn nine-nine |
| Favourite food: | Mexican |
| Favourite beard fact: | Makes you 73% better at chopping wood |
| Favourite beard comment: | That beard gave birth to jesus |
| Favourite beard in history: | Phil Robertson |
| Biggest dislike: | People are going to touch it |
