Brett Stanton
| Nickname: | BS, Carney, HLF |
| Beard name: | McMerkin |
| Age: | 31 |
| Marital status: | De Facto |
| Kids: | None |
| Occupation: | CSA |
| Last time you shaved: | June |
| Favourite movie: | Scarface |
| Favourite book: | The Sunday Smuggler |
| Favourite TV show: | Banged Up Abroad |
| Favourite food: | Tandoori Chicken |
| Favourite beard fact: | Norwegian man Hans Langseth holds the record for world’s longest beard. |
| Favourite beard comment: | ...but my beard will still look good when I’m old. |
| Favourite beard in history: | Fidel Castro |
| Biggest dislike: | Not matching belts with shoes |
| Biggest fear: | Bees |
