Nickname: Guffo
Age: 29
Marital status: Single
Kids: Nope
Favourite quotes: "They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing"
Favourite movies: Anchorman
Favourite TV shows: Breaking bad
Favourite food: Massaman curry
Dislikes: Bad music
Beard name: Beardy McBeardington
Favourite beard fact: Sporting a beard lets u instinctively know where the closest mountain is
Favourite beard comment: 'That beard is growing a man!'
Last time you shaved: 1st December 2013
Favourite beards in history: Charles Darwin
Biggest fear: Losing my beard in a freak beard losing accident