Timmy Euchida
| Nickname: | Timmy |
| Age: | 30 |
| Marital status: | Widowed |
| Kids: | 1 (deceased) |
| Favourite quote: | I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now... |
| Favourite movie: | Grosse Point Blank |
| Favourite book: | Necroscope - Brian Lumley |
| Favourite TV show: | Dexter |
| Favourite food: | Chilli |
| Beard name: | Alpha/Omega |
| Favourite beard comment: | About time you looked your age |
| Last time you shaved: | 14th May 2015 |
| Favourite beards in history: | Abraham Lincoln |
| Biggest fear: | Spiders |
