Beard Profiles 2016
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Nick Wellard
Nickname: Wellard Beard name: Bushy Age: 30 Marital status: Married Kids: Ruby and Lola Occupation: Manager Last time you shaved: June Favourite quote: Im sorry, i can't hear you over my awesome beard. Favourite movie: The Godfather's Favourite book: Anything my kids want as a bed time story. Favourite TV show: Vikings. Favourite food: Steak Favourite beard fact: He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither. Favourite beard comment: THIS IS MY BEARD, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY BEARD IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME IT IS USELESS, WITOUT MY BEARD I AM USELESS. Favourite beard in history: Ned Kelly Biggest dislike: Most people Biggest fear: My children in pain. -
Brendon Williams
Nickname: Willy Beard name: The Knee Weakener Age: 30 Marital status: Single With A Beard Occupation: Coal Mine Production Operator Last time you shaved: Mid May Favourite quote: If your Dad ain't got a beard, you got 2 Mums!! Favourite movie: Way too many to choose from! I'll watch anything twice.. Favourite book: No time to read when I'm combing the beard with oil.. Favourite TV show: Anything on Netflix Favourite food: Savoury Mince & Vegies Favourite beard fact: Chicks Dig Them Favourite beard comment: Oh you have a beard, well I won't be needing these then.. Favourite beard in history: ZZ Tops Biggest dislike: Clean Shaven People Biggest fear: Waking Up With No Beard -
John S
Age: 36 Occupation: HR Supervisor Last time you shaved: 31/5/16 Favourite quote: Don't touch my drumkit Favourite book: Manhood - Steve Biddulph Favourite TV show: Suits Favourite beard in history: Colonel Sanders Biggest dislike: Mayonnaise Biggest fear: Frogs..actually a frog covered in mayonnaise would do me in! -
Lincoln Parker
Nickname: LincolnPoop Beard name: The Growth Age: 40 Marital status: Married Kids: Declan Noah - The reason why I am doing this Occupation: IT Nerd Last time you shaved: May 31st Favourite quote: "If you run off Renouf enough, you will score more tries" Favourite movie: To Kill a Mockingbird Favourite book: To Kill a Mockingbird Favourite TV show: Friday Night Lights Favourite food: Any Favourite beard in history: Abraham Lincoln Biggest dislike: People talking loud enough so you can hear the conversation Biggest fear: Basically read Nelson Mandela's Speech. It says it all. -
Stephen Clarke
Age: 35 Marital status: Married Last time you shaved: 30th May Favourite quote: "The trouble with quotes found on the internet is that you can be certain they're authentic" - Abraham Lincoln Favourite movie: Snatch Favourite book: The Power of One Favourite TV show: Vikings Favourite food: Beef jerky Favourite beard fact: Beards dramatically improve your woodchopping ability Biggest fear: Heights -
Paul Sharman
Nickname: Sharmo Beard name: Pablo Age: 39 Marital status: Separated Kids: 2 Boys and our angel Harper Occupation: Swim Coach Last time you shaved: 31st May 2016 Favourite quote: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" Dr Seuss Biggest dislike: Shaving Biggest fear: Losing a child -
Brent Richardson
Nickname: Oggy Beard name: Won't grow Age: 39 Marital status: Married Kids: 2 an one on the way Occupation: Installer Last time you shaved: 26/5/16 Favourite quote: She will be right Favourite movie: Ned kelly Favourite book: Fishing Favourite TV show: IFISH Favourite food: Steak Biggest fear: Not seeing my kids -
Lance Fitzpatrick
Nickname: Fitzy Beard name: It's Gonna get UGLy (HVMC Beards of Hope) UGL Limited Age: 49 Marital status: Married Kids: 2 Beautiful Girls 25 & 16 Occupation: Storeman/T.A, Stubby Holder Tube Maker Last time you shaved: 01/05/2016 Favourite quote: Live Your Dreams Favourite movie: Fast & Furious (All) Favourite book: Ned Kelly Favourite TV show: Sport Favourite food: Burgers Favourite beard fact: Never had one so this could be interesting! Favourite beard in history: Ned Kelly Biggest dislike: Arrogant People Biggest fear: Burning -
Travis Southern
Nickname: Ravis Beard name: TOM Age: 36 Marital status: Yes Kids: 3 Occupation: Electrician Last time you shaved: 31/5/16 Biggest dislike: Smokers -
Troy Mason
Nickname: Duggy Beard name: Bum fluff Age: 32 Marital status: Set for life Kids: 1 Occupation: Vin diesel stunt double Last time you shaved: 31/05/2016 Favourite quote: Here's some concrete Favourite movie: Star wars Favourite book: Bunnings catalogue Favourite TV show: The Simpsons Favourite food: Pizza shapes Biggest dislike: My job Biggest fear: Broncos beating the Cowboys -
Arran Willcocks
Nickname: Aza Beard name: Bushy Age: 41 Marital status: Married Kids: 6, 5 Earthly sunshines 1 Angel Tobias Occupation: Coal train driver Last time you shaved: 22/5/2016 Favourite quote: When life gets too hard to stand, kneel. Favourite movie: Action/Adventure Movies Favourite book: Book of Mormon Favourite TV show: NCIS Favourite food: Wife's cooking Favourite beard fact: Beards are the world no#1 weapon in defence of Zombies Favourite beard comment: To beard or not to beard Favourite beard in history: Jesus Biggest dislike: Walking into a spider web -
Paul Steel
Nickname: Steely Beard name: Mr T (Mr Travis) Age: 26 Marital status: Defacto Kids: 1 Travis Occupation: Electrician Last time you shaved: 21/5/16 Favourite quote: Swallow your pride, stop thinking, just give it a go Favourite movie: Die Hard Favourite TV show: Game of Thrones, Hell on Wheels Favourite food: Pizza Favourite beard fact: Beards can order drink in any language (because all you need is whiskey and beer!) Favourite beard in history: Wildling in Game of Thrones Biggest dislike: The mrs asking is it frustrating that I'm annoying or annoying that I'm frustrating! Biggest fear: Snakes -
Tim Threadgate
Nickname: Timmy Beard name: Henry Age: 34 Marital status: Married Kids: 2 in Heaven Occupation: Postie Last time you shaved: 31/5/16 Favourite quote: "If I call u brother it's cause u have earnt my respect" Favourite movie: Lord of The Rings Return of The King Favourite book: The Bible Favourite TV show: Big Bang Theory Favourite food: Chicken Stroganoff Favourite beard fact: It's ginger whereas I have dark hair Favourite beard in history: Abe Lincoln Biggest dislike: Bullies Biggest fear: Spiders -
Joshua Tipene
Nickname: Joshy Beard name: Scruffy Age: 42 Marital status: Engaged Kids: One, our sleeping angel Sebastion Occupation: Salesman for The Good Guys at Warners Bay Last time you shaved: 1st June 2016 Favourite quote: Get busy living or get busy dying - The Shawshank Redemption Favourite movie: Star Wars Favourite book: Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimen Favourite TV show: The Sopranos Favourite food: Anything spicy! Favourite beard fact: Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm Favourite beard comment: If your Dad doesn't have a beard... You've got 2 Mums Favourite beard in history: Chuck Norris Biggest dislike: Selfishness and cruelty to any living thing - especially animals -
Nick Moore
Beard name: Roughneck Age: 31 Marital status: Married Kids: Oliver almost 3, Arielle the Angel Occupation: Construction Last time you shaved: May 31, 2016 Favourite quote: We are only gonna die from our own arrogance; that's why we might as well take our time ~Sublime Favourite movie: Team America World Police Favourite book: Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe Favourite TV show: Game of Thrones Favourite food: Mexican Favourite beard fact: Dramatically increases your wood-chopping capabilities Favourite beard comment: Excuse me, Miss my eyes are up here Favourite beard in history: Black Beard Biggest dislike: Stupidity Biggest fear: Losing another kid -
Sam Latham
Nickname: Sambo Beard name: She Calls It Gross Age: 27 Marital status: Defacto Kids: 2 Occupation: Self employed Earthmover/Landscaper Last time you shaved: August 31 2015 Favourite food: Nachos Favourite beard in history: Ned Kelly Biggest dislike: Stupidity Biggest fear: Filthy cockroaches -
Tim Thompson
Nickname: Chainsnore Beard name: Ralph Age: 42 Marital status: Defacto Kids: 2 Occupation: Technical coordinator Last time you shaved: 31-5-16 Favourite quote: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Favourite movie: Ace Ventura Favourite TV show: Game of Thrones Favourite food: Pizza Biggest dislike: Arrogance and cucumber Biggest fear: Being squashed and not being able to get up
