Beard Profiles of 2014
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Adam Newton
Nickname: Elmo Age: 21 and 36 quarters Marital status: tbc Kids: probably Guernsey number: #6 Years at Nor-West Jets: 5ish Occupation: self employed Favourite quote: "beards are hot" Abraham Lincoln Favourite movie: cashback Favourite book: where did i come from Favourite tv show: South Park Favourite food: Anything that is classified as 'dirty bulking' Dislikes: Johnathon Brown, Brisbane Lions and Ripping off Australian farmers Your beard name: Dirty Mike Favourite beard fact: Beards are a natural lubricant Favourite beard comment: "that beard is god-like" - wheels 29/3/2014 Last time you shaved: shaved??? Favourite beard in history: Kareem Abdul Jabar Biggest fear: raccoons -
Adrian Raftery
Nickname: Rafters, Mr Taxman, Larry Age: 15,560 days & counting Marital status: Married to Kylie Kids: 2 – Hamish on earth and ~Sophie Cleo~ in heaven Favourite quotes: “The pain doesn’t last but the memories will” John Maclean’s motivational speech to us before 2001 grand final victory with Parramatta Goannas Favourite movies: Jerry Maguire, The Hangover, Pretty Woman Favourite book: 101 Ways to Save Money on Your Tax – Legally! 2014-2015 edition (out now in all good book stores!) Favourite TV shows: Packed to the Rafters, AFL 360 Favourite food: Hamburger with the lot, chips and 4 scallops please! Dislikes: Synchronized swimming, spicy food, being asked for tax advice at 2.45am (after a dozen beers), women with beards Beard name: Ned Favourite beard fact: The collective noun for a group of beards is a bushel Favourite beard comment: Your beard is so fat … that not even Dora can explore it! Last time you shaved: 19 April 2014 (48 days and counting) Favourite beards in history: Noel ‘Crusher’ Cleal, Ned Kelly, Santa Claus & Jack Lynch (lifelong family friend) Biggest fear: Being compared to Kyle Sandilands with this beard -
Damian Fenech
Nickname: Damo Age: 30 Marital status: Married Kids: ~Levi~ (our Angel baby) and Harvey Favourite quotes: Time is a tool, not a couch (JFK) Favourite movies: Blade Runner Favourite book: The Last Lecture Favourite TV shows: True Detective Favourite food: Pizza Dislikes: Hypocrites Beard name: Fidel Favourite beard fact: In Sparta, as a sign of cowardess, soldiers would shave off a man's beard Favourite beard comment: "St Damian's beard!" - Ron Burgundy Last time you shaved: 30/5/14 Favourite beards in history: Fidel Castro Biggest fear: Spiders that nest in facial hair during the winter. -
Daniel Guthridge
Nickname: Guffo Age: 29 Marital status: Single Kids: Nope Favourite quotes: "They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing" Favourite movies: Anchorman Favourite TV shows: Breaking bad Favourite food: Massaman curry Dislikes: Bad music Beard name: Beardy McBeardington Favourite beard fact: Sporting a beard lets u instinctively know where the closest mountain is Favourite beard comment: 'That beard is growing a man!' Last time you shaved: 1st December 2013 Favourite beards in history: Charles Darwin Biggest fear: Losing my beard in a freak beard losing accident -
James Moynihan
Nickname: Spesh Age: 22 Marital status: In a relationship Kids: none Favourite quotes: Shhttap lookin at me swwwwaaannn Favourite movies: Remember the Titans Favourite book: The Great Gatsby Favourite TV shows: Big Bang Theory Favourite food: Pizza Dislikes: Tomatoes Beard name: Two Tone Malone Favourite beard fact: A beard can be turned into a compass by sprinkling metal shavings into it and dampening. Favourite beard comment: That is the most disgusting thing I have seen. Last time you shaved: March Favourite beards in history: Abe Lincoln Biggest fear: That my whole beard will turn red -
Joshua Tipene
Nickname: Joshy Age: 40 Marital status: Engaged Kids: 1 our angel son Sebastian Favourite quotes: "Get busy living or get busy dying" The Shawshank Redemption Favourite movies: Star Wars Favourite book: Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman Favourite TV shows: The Sopranos Favourite food: Lamb Shanks Dislikes: Gossip & whinging Beard name: Scruffy Favourite beard fact: Beards make you 63% more likely to win staring contests Favourite beard comment: If your Dad doesn't have a beard...you've got 2 Mums Last time you shaved: 1st July 2014 Favourite beards in history: Yosimite Sam Biggest fear: Monday mornings... -
Jye Charlton - Brennan
Nickname: JCB/ Phes/ Jyemar Age: 20 Marital status: SIngle Kids: 0 Favourite quotes: A waterfall only started with a drop Favourite movies: The GOOONIES! Favourite book: The power of one Favourite TV shows: Elementary Favourite food: Don't mind the old Massman Curry Dislikes: Unhygenic people, screamo music, crocs shoes, the moments between getting out of the shower on a winters morning and getting dressed. Beard name: the maljyeski or the jyemar Favourite beard fact: In 1997 , an indian guy by the name of shamsher singh had his beard measured at the impressive length of 1.83m (6FT) Which funnily enough is the same height of myself. Favourite beard comment: your beard is my inspiration Last time you shaved: 23/03/2014 Favourite beards in history: Can I have three ? Mine are a bit modern, but it would be between Brian Wilson ex San Fran Giant Pitcher, Tommy Franklin's aka Salty Rain and Hagrid's aka swagrid! Biggest fear: heights, definitely heights. -
Liam Hannan
Nickname: Lios Age: 17 Marital status: Single Kids: None Favourite quotes: "It's not who you are underneath, but its what you do that defines you". Favourite movies: The Dark Knight Favourite TV shows: Sherlock Favourite food: Medium Rare Steak Dislikes: Being blamed for stuff I don't do! Beard name: The Bearded Ginger Favourite beard fact: Lifting wieghts increases beard growth due to it producing more testosterone, testosterone helps hair grow faster Favourite beard comment: "When mint boys have mint beards" Last time you shaved: June 1st Favourite beards in history: Dan Bilzerien's Biggest fear: Spiders! -
Louis Butler
Nickname: Louie/Monkey Age: 21 Marital status: Single Kids: Don't think so Favourite quotes: If your dad doesn't have a beard you've got two mums Favourite movies: Zoolander Favourite book: Anything with pictures in it Favourite TV shows: Sesame Street or maybe Dr Phil Favourite food: Anything that doesn't get caught in the beard. Dislikes: Dunno Beard name: Rhiannon Favourite beard fact: Dramatically increases wood chopping ability Favourite beard comment: (from my sister) Shave that it looks crap Last time you shaved: November Favourite beards in history: Santa Biggest fear: Snakes
