Beards Of 2018
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Josh
Nickname: Bushy Beard name: Gimlie Age: 34 Marital status: Gimlie Kids: 2, 1 angel and another due October Last time you shaved: End of April Favourite quote: Manners, maketh the Man Favourite movie: Deadpool Favourite book: Bible Favourite TV show: Big bang theory Favourite food: Pizza Favourite beard fact: Chuck Norris has a hidden fist under his beard Favourite beard in history: Gimlie Biggest dislike: Not having a beard Biggest fear: Failure -
Brendon Williams
Nickname: Big Willy Beard name: Mjolnir Age: 32 Marital status: Single Pringle Needs The Beard To Mingle Kids: 0 (No.1 Uncle) Occupation: Coal Miner, Community Manager & Racing Investor Last time you shaved: 2017 Favourite quote: If ya dad ain’t got a beard ya got two mums.. Favourite movie: Blow Favourite book: American Desperado Favourite TV show: Animal Kingdom Favourite food: Steak Favourite beard fact: Beard, it’s a passport to being awesome! Favourite beard comment: Grows a beard, wins an Oscar Favourite beard in history: Abraham Lincoln Biggest dislike: Blokes with no beards Biggest fear: Shaving -
Andrew
Beard name: Hairy Houdini Kids: 2 living and one that slept without waking Last time you shaved: End of May Favourite beard fact: Out of the members of ZZ Top, the only one that has no beard is named Frank Beard -
Garreth Robbs
Nickname: Robbsy Beard name: Stubble O'Bill Age: 29 Marital status: Married Kids: 1 Occupation: Chef Last time you shaved: 30th May Favourite quote: A man doesn't grow a beard, a beard grows a man Favourite movie: Super Troopers Favourite book: Kitchen Confidential Favourite TV show: Suits Favourite food: Lamb Cutlets Favourite beard fact: The fact that I can grow one and Luke Johnston can't Favourite beard comment: Wow! You actually grew a beard Favourite beard in history: Chuck Norris Biggest dislike: People who don't donate to the 'Crumb Catchers' Biggest fear: My wife leaving when I shave off the beard -
Joel Page
Nickname: Sparra Beard name: Mr Beard Age: 27 Marital status: Engaged Kids: 2 Occupation: Youth Worker Last time you shaved: Three months ago (April 2018) Favourite quote: Luke Johnston is a nerd Favourite movie: Toy Story 3 Favourite book: Holes Favourite TV show: Love island Favourite food: KFC Favourite beard fact: Both women and men can grow beards Favourite beard comment: Has your eyebrows come down for a drink. (When I have a moustache) Favourite beard in history: Ned Kelly Biggest dislike: Luke Johnston’s cat. Biggest fear: Losing Luke Johnston in a house full of cats -
Brett Stanton
Nickname: BS, Carney, HLF Beard name: McMerkin Age: 31 Marital status: De Facto Kids: None Occupation: CSA Last time you shaved: June Favourite movie: Scarface Favourite book: The Sunday Smuggler Favourite TV show: Banged Up Abroad Favourite food: Tandoori Chicken Favourite beard fact: Norwegian man Hans Langseth holds the record for world’s longest beard. Favourite beard comment: ...but my beard will still look good when I’m old. Favourite beard in history: Fidel Castro Biggest dislike: Not matching belts with shoes Biggest fear: Bees -
Craig Poxon
Nickname: Pox and or Measles Beard name: Tafe Age: 30 Marital status: Long term Relationship Occupation: Sales Last time you shaved: In Feb, but have had a few trims since so I don't get fired Favourite quote: That's one small step for beards. One giant leap for beardkind Favourite movie: Cast Away (for the beard) Favourite book: Women & Power by Mary Beard Favourite TV show: Whisker Wars - An inside look at the competitive world of facial hair growing Favourite food: Anything that is less likely to get stuck in my beard Favourite beard fact: Growing a beard increases your woodchopping ability by an average of 157% Favourite beard comment: "I'm not sure if you are homeless or a hipster" - Intoxicated bloke at pub Favourite beard in history: Tom Piotrowski off the Commbank ads, what a man! Biggest dislike: Blokes not feeling comfortable to share their emotions with their families/mates Biggest fear: A world without beards -
Jason
Age: 39 Marital status: Single Kids: 3 Occupation: IT Support Last time you shaved: May 2018 Favourite quote: If you worry about what everyone is trying to do, you become a spectator and not a player. Favourite movie: Guardians of the Galaxy Favourite book: Seven Ancient Wonders (Matthew Reilly) Favourite TV show: Shameless (U.S.) Favourite beard fact: The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts. Favourite beard in history: Ned Kelly -
Hayden Crawford
Nickname: H Beard name: Spike Age: 25 Marital status: Married Kids: 1 angel, 1 due November Occupation: Carpenter Last time you shaved: 31st May Favourite quote: If you ain't first you're last. Favourite movie: Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Die Hard, Star Wars Favourite book: Dude, You're Going to Be A Dad! Favourite TV show: Dexter (Especially the last episode where you see him with a beard) Favourite food: Chicken Parmigiana. Can't go wrong with a Parmi. Favourite beard fact: If you take care of your beard, your beard will take care of you. Fact. Favourite beard comment: It actually suits you. Thank's I grew it myself. Favourite beard in history: Chuck Norris. Captain Jack Sparrow. Mr Miyagi. Biggest dislike: That 2 week beard itch! -
Anthony Hales
Nickname: AJ Age: 31 Marital status: Married Kids: 7 Occupation: Dump Truck Driver Last time you shaved: September 2015 Favourite quote: Hmm.. Favourite movie: Running on empty Favourite book: Don't read books Favourite TV show: The Simpsons Favourite food: Pasta Favourite beard fact: Science has shown beards rarely sleep Favourite beard comment: Long live the beard Favourite beard in history: Ned Kelly Biggest dislike: Whingers Biggest fear: Snakes -
Karl Verhoef
Nickname: Krazy Beard name: Crumb Bucket Age: 32 Marital status: Engaged Kids: 2 Occupation: High pressure water manipulation specialist Last time you shaved: Some time in early 2016 Favourite quote: "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" Favourite movie: American history X Favourite book: The Devils tear drop Favourite TV show: Boston Legal Favourite food: Burgers Favourite beard fact: It fits on your face Favourite beard in history: Kerry king Biggest dislike: People Biggest fear: Not being a good father -
Paul Steel
Nickname: Steely Beard name: TDS Age: 29 Marital status: De Facto Kids: 2 (our angel Travis and our rainbow Alyssa) Occupation: Electrician Last time you shaved: 26/02/2018 Travis 2nd birthday Favourite movie: Die Hard Favourite book: The Newspaper Favourite TV show: Blue Heelers Favourite food: Cheese and pizza Favourite beard fact: they can grow over 4 time's a man's height Favourite beard in history: Tormund from GOT Biggest fear: snakes -
Brendan
Nickname: Brendo Beard name: El Patcho Age: 28 Marital status: Married Occupation: Labourer- Parks and Gardens Last time you shaved: 30th May Favourite quote: ‘You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel’ Favourite movie: Borat Favourite book: Scar Tissue- Anthony Kedis Favourite TV show: Family Guy or The Simpsons Favourite food: Italian Favourite beard fact: Family Guy or The Simpsons Favourite beard comment: "Wow, it’s El Patcho’ Favourite beard in history: Hugh Jackman Biggest dislike: Arrogance Biggest fear: Snakes -
Matthew Glaves
Nickname: Scruffy Beard name: The Fuzz Age: 25 Marital status: Married Kids: 1 on the way Occupation: Joiner Last time you shaved: 2013 Favourite movie: Rockstar Favourite book: Hell island Favourite TV show: Brooklyn nine-nine Favourite food: Mexican Favourite beard fact: Makes you 73% better at chopping wood Favourite beard comment: That beard gave birth to jesus Favourite beard in history: Phil Robertson Biggest dislike: People are going to touch it -
Ian Persini
Age: 43 Marital status: Married Kids: Faith - Angel, Molly -3, Gracie -Angel Occupation: Teacher Last time you shaved: Early May
